Friday, October 15, 2010

To Smoke or Not to Smoke; An Idiotic Question For You

Duh. But still . . . No, still duh. Lets make this interesting though. I'll argue for the afirmative here and leave the negatives up to, well, you. I'd like to hear from you.

To Smoke:

1. It's something to do.
2. I enjoy it for many reasons: a. It's oral, b. It's stimulating, c. It's fucking cool, d. My boyfriend hates it (I'm a rebel)
3. It's changed my instrument. In a positive way? I'm sure the best is yet to come.
4. I'm giving back to the community. Can you imagine how many homeless people I have provided with free cigarettes, just this week? Double digits baby.
5. Social life, smokers like smokers. Smoke them or choke them. I don't know what that is supposed to mean.

I stand behind all of the things I've stated here. At the same time, I hope you all take this with a grain of salt. Side note, I've noticed they've started selling nicotine vaporizers at my local 7/11.

So yeah, that's my "To Smoke," lets hear your "Not to Smoke."



  1. ok,

    1. You have something to do: PRACTICE!
    2. You stink.
    3. Your instrument is beautiful just as it is...
    4. You stink.
    5. $40+ a month :-/

    Nate b

  2. Think of the homeless, Nate. THE HOMELESS. As a part time smoker, I will tell you that there is a comradery among smokers. A bond. Any smoker, current or previous, will tell you about the valuable conversations they have while shivering outside with fellow smokers. It's pretty great.